Please Don't Shut Me Down or Forget About Me (Sunday, Jun. 08, 2003 - 1:51 a.m.) Yes, I have a pulse. I have just been too busy to breathe lately. But I don't want to risk my diary being closed for inactivity, so I will present to you a more of my twisted thinking. My second ever entry was a long list of wordplay. So here are some more to add to that list. I wish I could get a job as an insecurity guard at the mall. I wish teachers would give out homeless work. I wish I had a key to a dangerous deposit box. I wish you would take me dancing to small band music. I wish the street had animal whole covers. I wish I could grow up to be a silence show host. I wish I had a theme park: the most melancholy place on Earth. I wish I had a hysterically laughing willow tree. I wish they had a Psycho Day party. I wish I had a birthday hat to match my birthday suit. I wish I could stay in the divorcee suite. I wish I could swim in my carpool. I wish I could be a bile donor. Yeah, I wrote those in college, and just found them in the nether regions of my hard drive. I finally decided to convert all my old Textra files to word. How many of you actually remember Textra? Believe it or not, I was using it as recently as four years ago. But then, I also am the one who didn't start buying CD's until the late 90s. -CRbE |
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