Why are belly buttons called buttons when they are holes?

Why doesn't McDonalds sell Melancholy meals?

Why does it rain cats and dogs, but never horses or gerbils?

Why does the aol voice say 'you've got mail' when clearly you can see that already?

Why when giving directions, do people say 'hang a left' when you are not dangling from anything at the time?

Why can I grow sunflowers but not moonflowers?

Why is open mouth kissing associated with the french? Why are potato wedges?

Why does my carshade come with a sign warning me 'do not drive with shade in place'?

Why are they called pussywillows? How were they being used?

How come nobody gets mad when they club adult seals?

Why don't the networks hold ugly pagents?

Why can't you eat off a licence plate, wipe your face with a santiary napkin, and eat your dessert fork?

Why can't you sleep on a flower bed?

Why is it called a dresser when you still put the clothes on yourself?

How come if somebody is snapping their gum, it is the most annoying sound in the world, but when you get your hands on bubble wrap, that same sound is fascinating.

Why are awesome and awful opposites, when both imply being full of awe?

Why is it called fencing when they are out in the open?

Why is it called a nightstand when it doesn't fall down during the day?

Is there any such thing as a marsquake?

Why doesn't a wedding band play music?

Why is anyone still reading this mindless drivel?