I am now the proud mama to two betta (siamese fighting) fish. Yes, they are separated, duh. I'm not quite sure what to name them. One is red and the other blue, so my first thought was to be really cheesy and give them cholo names. I truely have been working with kids too long. But I've decided I don't quite want to go there. I'm thinking literary or something like that, but I'm not sure what. They are both male, but um, they're fish, so they won't know the difference if I give them girly names. Hell, back in college Pete had fish with the beautiful and graceful names of Fertilizer, Maggot Meat, and Korpse (with a K, of course). Two of these fish lived for several years.

I will take fish name suggestions. Would it be completely tasteless to name them Ariel and Yassir?

-CRbE