I warned you.

I said I would occasionally use this space to share the strange thoughts that randomly pop into my head. Well, I got a twist to a song that was running through my head. I will warn you this is a bit on the gross side.

Left the mayo out in the hot sun.

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

Now I'm spewing cabbage like a machine gun

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

I don't even eat coleslaw, nor have I suffered food poisoning recently. This is my fault. I listened to an old Emo Philips tape yesterday and then fell asleep to Bobby Fuller. This is what happened.

I told you I was twisted.

-CRbE