OMIGOD DO I EVER SUCK!!! Maybe it's just that I haven't played softball in thirteen years. Or possibly I have always sucked this bad, but happened to play on a team where everyone else was horrible too, so I didn't stand out. Oh well, it seems like it could still be fun. I only got three bruises. I used to get a lot more. Granted I was a catcher (I'm in right field because there's not actually a position that would allow them to put me on the moon) and in the direct line of every pitch. Our team's short on chicks, so I'll probably be in every inning of every game. Hopefully the others are good enough to make up for me. So far it seems we have two really strong players. Oh, and I'm the THIRD excommunicated Michigander to join this team. I swear we're taking over the world. Pete is back there now. He felt the need to call me at work yesterday to tell me he was drinking Faygo Redpop. He did ask if I wanted him to try to bring some back here. Yeah. Oh, and I have no plans for tonight. I feel like such a loser today, I can't even tell you.